Once I publicly molested a man with my tongue simply because I liked his hat... He was too old for me, too bald for me, not particularly attractive, not particularly cool, and not memorable..I felt like I had to prove to myself that I "still had it" and that I am not a lesbian.(cut me some slack- I had a 3 month dry spell and started questioning some things) When I meet a guy (always while I am not looking for him) who catches my attention and I think has potential, I lay my best game on him. I may give him my number and a hug- but this is it.The odds are in favor of the dealer, yet most play until they're bleeding out on the curb.Like gamblers, there's a certain breed of people who play the dating game. Never one to rest on its laurels for following celebrities late into the night on secret dating trips, which really are too many to even list at this point, Dispatch decided to just sit back and wait for the goods to drop in its lap this time by parking its ass right outside the pulled up outside the EXO dorm in her shiny (and bright) silver Mercedes convertible and picked up her equally bright-eyed and bushy-tailed young Romeo in the cute form of Baekhyun of EXO-K.Taeyeon isn’t just Baekhyun’s sunbae at their mutual agency and SNSD debuting years before EXO, she’s also three-years older than Baekhyun.My eyes may not be as sharp as it used to to (curses all those recaps that need to be written!
He is the one spark that my heart keeps reigniting. BUT I think I learned my lesson THIS time..matter how sexy it seems to have a guy “play hard to get,” it is not sexy to have an emotional outburst at one of the biggest dive bars in Cincinnati.I have been known to have a public makeout (sometimes I try to find a dark corner, but when I am drunk- any dance floor will do) and then unceremoniously kick him to the curb. When its been a while since I have gotten any action, I will go out with a mission: "Find a boy to make out with!When I tried to figure out why I do this- it led me to explore the difference between a guy you will hook up with right away and the guy you make wait for it. " I don't generally have any criteria beyond "not hideous" and "not too annoying" - but I don't expect much from him because I never plan on talking to him again.I don’t think Taeyeon looks old in the slightest but looking at pictures of Baekhyun he looks about 15 years old give or take a few years.The Dispatch spy followed Taeyeon’s hard-to-miss car as it pulled over by the side of the road and the couple got in some hanging out time.And in the eternal words of Biz Markie (edited to match my Hautemess life) "OH BABY You, you got what I need but you say [I'm] just a friend But you say [I'm] just a friend.... So please listen to the message that I send Don't ever [fall for a boy] who says he just is a friend" Now, I just have to keep repeating that for 2 years or so to see if I really broke this cycle.